Archive for the ‘Boobies’ Category

Totally Tits Friday! – Size Matters Edition

Friday, November 2nd, 2007

TTF returns this week with a vengeance. Since the festivities were postponed last week, I thought we’d do something BIG. I went in search of the the world’s largest breasts, and friends, I found some biguns!

Norma Stitz claims to have the largest breasts on the planet. Norma lists her breast size at 72 1/2 inches (no cup size listed, I doubt there are enough letters to accurately measure Norma’s girls). I think you will agree, these are some mighty meaty mammaries:

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Chelsea Charms also claims to have the world’s largest boobs. (Chelsea wanted me to pay to get her measurements so you’ll have to guess or drop your dime.)

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According to the fine folks at Guinness (the records people, not the beer) one Miss Lolo Ferrari held the record, 71 inches, until her untimely death in 2000.

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Guinness’ current record holder is Maxi Mounds. Maxi’s cup size is an astounding 156MMM!

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I don’t know about the rest of you but I think Norma has been robbed. And may I also just say, “OUCH”.

WOWW! – Halloween Edition

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007
Because this week’s edition of Whip Out the Wangs Wednesday falls on Halloween, we’ll be enjoying some *Hallowangs*:

That’s the spirit!

Talk about carving one out.

And just in case you need a late dose of Totally Twat Tuesday:

Happy Hallowang everyone!

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Totally Tits Friday! – Reader Submission

Friday, October 19th, 2007

Beer is NOT Food has been graced with, yet another, superb pair of sweater puppets!! Today’s reader has asked to remain anonymous and as we all know BINF respects privacy. Thank you so much, Anon!! It’s readers like you who make Fridays bareable bearable.

Without further ado, let Totally Tits Friday commence!

(NSFW – scroll at your own risk!)
(TSFS – totally suitable for sucking!)

 

 

 

 


Happy Friday to all you working stiffs … and when I say stiffs …

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Totally Tits Friday!

Friday, October 12th, 2007

Bet you can’t guess who this is …


If you’re stumped on her identity, go HERE. Thank you *mystery guest*!

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Totally Tits Friday! – Reader Submission

Friday, October 5th, 2007

Let the festivities begin! Once again a reader has graciously submitted her magnificent rack for our viewing pleasure. This week’s TTF guest has asked to remain anonymous. Beer is Not Food respects the privacy of others and welcomes any chance to get a gander at fabulous boobs like these:

(CAUTION: clicking to *embiggun* will fill your screen with boobiliciousness!)

A heartfelt *thank you* goes out to today’s three guests, you’re great sports!

Remember … your rack could be here next week!

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Totally Tits Friday! – Birthday Edition!

Friday, September 28th, 2007
It’s my birthday and I thought I’d do something a little nostalgic for the festivities. I got this idea from a conversation I had with some friends tonight over dinner and drinks. I was asked, “If you could be any age again which age would you pick?” I still haven’t answered his question because until a few minutes ago, I didn’t have an answer.
I came home from dinner and started flipping through old photos … OLD photos. After a good long trip down memory lane and much deliberation, I came up with the answer – twenty one. 1979 THAT was one hell of a year! I was golden, I couldn’t do anything wrong, and I was going to live forever.

So in honor of my favorite year and my birthday, I present to you my 21 year old tits.

(Yes, that is a cocaine tooter on the table behind me, but it’s not mine, honest.)
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In a Dream World

Tuesday, September 25th, 2007
In a dream world my family would look just like this:
And not just on Halloween.
(Thanks to Colonel Colonel)
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Totally Tits Friday! – Tardy Edition

Friday, September 21st, 2007
Sorry for the late publication, my agent called and I had a cattle call. But you’ll all be glad you waited …

Totally Tits Friday is going to do something a little different with this week’s submission. I want you all to take a look at this tit and tell me who you think it belongs to. The first person to answer correctly will receive a lovely pair of Halloween earrings, courtesy of Beer is Not Food (with special thanks to Preposterous Ponderings).

(Click on the mystery tit to embiggun)

Hints:

a.) the submitter is male
b.) the submitter frequently comments here

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Totally Tits Friday! – Gone to the Dogs!

Friday, September 14th, 2007
Totally Tits Friday is upon us once again and this TTF is indeed a special one! TWO readers of the *most faithful* variety have submitted their tits for the festivities!

We’re all familiar with “The Life of Cash” (if you aren’t you really should be over there digging up bones). We’ve all seen the serious side side of Cash, the loving side, and we’ve come to adore the witty side, but today marks the first time most of you have seen her underside! Behold! Our next leader … The REAL Cash!


(Photos NOT retouched!)

In case there was EVER any doubt, Cash is a bitch, bitches.

Next up, the infamous Carmen!

You guys remember that time Carmen teased us with this photo, don’t you?


Well, I’ve been dying to see those teats fully exposed all summer. I sent Carmen’s Rightful Owner an e-mail requesting a picture for TTF. He informed me Carmen was much too bitchy modest to let herself be rolled over and photographed for the internet again, BUT he sent the next best thing …

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A heartfelt thank you goes out to our submitters this week! The rest of you … mail me your submissions … if you dare.
(Thank you gift provided by Skittering Thoughts)
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Totally Tits Friday! Reader Submission!

Friday, September 7th, 2007

Submitted by an anonymous reader for today’s festivities:


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