Today’s edition of Whip Out the Wangs Wednesday focuses on size. After extended research on the matter, Beer is NOT Food has come to the conclusion that men are more concerned with size of the wang than (most) women.
If a woman is cruising the singles’ sites, looking for a well endowed wang, she expects to see a valid tool (all puns intended) used to indicate size of wang.
Something in this vein:
I wouldn’t give you two bucks for this one, that’s including the tip.
Another poor instrument choice:
Is that a standard spoon? An iced tea spoon? Hard to tell and I can’t dig it.
This one just made me snicker:
This next one makes no sense at all:
I keep a similar brush in my purse, it’s roughly three inches long. I’m simply not swept off my feet by the comparison.
Due to time constraints this will be the last example:
How am I supposed to gauge wang size with this?? Time to move on.Fellas, if you’ve got a personal ad out there, think with the big head when selecting the apparatus you’ll be using to lure us in with size.
