This edition of TTF has been postponed. Check back next week.
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Archive for the ‘Totally Tits Friday’ Category
Totally Tits Friday – Postponed
Friday, October 26th, 2007Totally Tits Friday! – Reader Submission
Friday, October 19th, 2007Beer is NOT Food has been graced with, yet another, superb pair of sweater puppets!! Today’s reader has asked to remain anonymous and as we all know BINF respects privacy. Thank you so much, Anon!! It’s readers like you who make Fridays bareable bearable.
Without further ado, let Totally Tits Friday commence!
(NSFW – scroll at your own risk!)
(TSFS – totally suitable for sucking!)
Happy Friday to all you working stiffs … and when I say stiffs …
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Totally Tits Friday!
Friday, October 12th, 2007Bet you can’t guess who this is …
If you’re stumped on her identity, go HERE. Thank you *mystery guest*!
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Totally Tits Friday! – Reader Submission
Friday, October 5th, 2007Let the festivities begin! Once again a reader has graciously submitted her magnificent rack for our viewing pleasure. This week’s TTF guest has asked to remain anonymous. Beer is Not Food respects the privacy of others and welcomes any chance to get a gander at fabulous boobs like these:
(CAUTION: clicking to *embiggun* will fill your screen with boobiliciousness!)
A heartfelt *thank you* goes out to today’s three guests, you’re great sports!
Remember … your rack could be here next week!
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Totally Tits Friday! – Birthday Edition!
Friday, September 28th, 2007It’s my birthday and I thought I’d do something a little nostalgic for the festivities. I got this idea from a conversation I had with some friends tonight over dinner and drinks. I was asked, “If you could be any age again which age would you pick?” I still haven’t answered his question because until a few minutes ago, I didn’t have an answer.
I came home from dinner and started flipping through old photos … OLD photos. After a good long trip down memory lane and much deliberation, I came up with the answer – twenty one. 1979 THAT was one hell of a year! I was golden, I couldn’t do anything wrong, and I was going to live forever.
So in honor of my favorite year and my birthday, I present to you my 21 year old tits.
(Yes, that is a cocaine tooter on the table behind me, but it’s not mine, honest.)
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Totally Tits Friday! – Tardy Edition
Friday, September 21st, 2007Sorry for the late publication, my agent called and I had a cattle call. But you’ll all be glad you waited …
Totally Tits Friday is going to do something a little different with this week’s submission. I want you all to take a look at this tit and tell me who you think it belongs to. The first person to answer correctly will receive a lovely pair of Halloween earrings, courtesy of Beer is Not Food (with special thanks to Preposterous Ponderings).
(Click on the mystery tit to embiggun)Hints:
a.) the submitter is male
b.) the submitter frequently comments here
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Totally Tits Friday! – Gone to the Dogs!
Friday, September 14th, 2007Totally Tits Friday is upon us once again and this TTF is indeed a special one! TWO readers of the *most faithful* variety have submitted their tits for the festivities!
We’re all familiar with “The Life of Cash” (if you aren’t you really should be over there digging up bones). We’ve all seen the serious side side of Cash, the loving side, and we’ve come to adore the witty side, but today marks the first time most of you have seen her underside! Behold! Our next leader … The REAL Cash!
(Photos NOT retouched!)
In case there was EVER any doubt, Cash is a bitch, bitches.
Next up, the infamous Carmen!
You guys remember that time Carmen teased us with this photo, don’t you?
Well, I’ve been dying to see those teats fully exposed all summer. I sent Carmen’s Rightful Owner an e-mail requesting a picture for TTF. He informed me Carmen was much too bitchy modest to let herself be rolled over and photographed for the internet again, BUT he sent the next best thing …
A heartfelt thank you goes out to our submitters this week! The rest of you … mail me your submissions … if you dare.
(Thank you gift provided by Skittering Thoughts)
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Totally Tits Friday! Reader Submission!
Friday, September 7th, 2007Submitted by an anonymous reader for today’s festivities:
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Totally Tits Friday!
Friday, September 7th, 2007I was recently involved in a discussion about having more than one set of boobs. I started considering the possibilities involved with owning multiple pairs of knockers. At first, I thought it might be all fun and games, like this:
But after more serious deliberation, I came to the conclusion that having any more than two would make me feel more like this:
(Sorry, Mike, I couldn’t get anymore than three sets on her!)~
Totally Tits Friday!
Friday, August 31st, 2007
Ta Da!!! This smokin’ hot woman is my incredible friend “Doesn’t“. Not only is she gorgeous, she’s smart, oh so smart! She’s new to the sphere so stop by her place and make her feel welcome, won’t you?
And this fabulous rack belongs to our dear Chickie. Who is guest starring elsewhere this week. (Click on the pic with the tiny dog … the secondary pic is truly art!) Nicely done Chickie Baby!Thank you, ladies, and your beautiful bodies for taking part in this week’s Totally Tits Friday. Lynn, you’re off the hook until next week 
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