That’s the spirit!
Talk about carving one out.
Happy Hallowang everyone!
Today’s edition of Whip Out the Wangs Wednesday focuses on size. After extended research on the matter, Beer is NOT Food has come to the conclusion that men are more concerned with size of the wang than (most) women.
If a woman is cruising the singles’ sites, looking for a well endowed wang, she expects to see a valid tool (all puns intended) used to indicate size of wang.
Something in this vein:
I wouldn’t give you two bucks for this one, that’s including the tip.
Another poor instrument choice:
Is that a standard spoon? An iced tea spoon? Hard to tell and I can’t dig it.
This one just made me snicker:
This next one makes no sense at all:
I keep a similar brush in my purse, it’s roughly three inches long. I’m simply not swept off my feet by the comparison.
Due to time constraints this will be the last example:
How am I supposed to gauge wang size with this?? Time to move on.Fellas, if you’ve got a personal ad out there, think with the big head when selecting the apparatus you’ll be using to lure us in with size.
Whip Out the Wangs Wednesday has a special *thank you wang* for Preposterous Ponderings. She was very gracious to mention our circle of sick friends in her latest post and I thought we’d whip one out just for her.
I searched and searched, knowing it had to be special. Nothing too tiny, or hairy, or shriveled. I know she’s a patriotic kinda gal so I wanted to fit that in somehow. It took a lot of wang viewing (the sacrifices I make for you people!), but I finally came across the perfect *thank you*.
Today’s edition of Whip Out the Wangs Wednesday comes to us from Japan. Every spring the community of Komaki holds a “penis festival” celebrating *fertility and renewal*. When they celebrate the penis, they go big!
The Penis Parade
Sexy Souvenirs!
Saki anyone?
Happy, smiling, FERTILE faces!Wangs! = 水曜日からの幸せな鞭!
And if that wasn’t enough, Mike posted this gem in his comments yesterday:
If all organized sports had uniforms like this I’d become a sports fan again.
It works well on the tennis court:
Runners sport the look nicely too:
And even *pole vaulters*:
His Holiness, De Pope, has graced us with his wang!
(Shouldn’t there be a halo?)
And not just on Halloween.Gentle Readers,
Could you at least submit something with a couple of opposable thumbs?
