Sometimes when you are angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem. I wish I could confront my content thief and utilize this strategy.
**UPDATE**
Mike sent some great advise that I think you all should read, apparently it isn’t whether or not your content will be stolen, it’s a question of when it will be stolen. For help on how to protect yourself see HERE. Thanks Mike!I’m going to take off for the weekend, I’ll let you know what happens with all this on Tuesday.
Whip Out the Wangs Wednesday has a special *thank you wang* for Preposterous Ponderings. She was very gracious to mention our circle of sick friends in her latest post and I thought we’d whip one out just for her.
I searched and searched, knowing it had to be special. Nothing too tiny, or hairy, or shriveled. I know she’s a patriotic kinda gal so I wanted to fit that in somehow. It took a lot of wang viewing (the sacrifices I make for you people!), but I finally came across the perfect *thank you*.
Today’s edition of Whip Out the Wangs Wednesday comes to us from Japan. Every spring the community of Komaki holds a “penis festival” celebrating *fertility and renewal*. When they celebrate the penis, they go big!
The Penis Parade
Sexy Souvenirs!
Saki anyone?
Happy, smiling, FERTILE faces!Wangs! = 水曜日からの幸せな鞭!
Many of us have wondered what has happened to Joey Polanski. Several rumors have been floating about, such as:
None of the above are true. The truth is Joey has successfully mated his male and female homunckuli and they have produced offspring. Joey has been very busy caring for the new mother and her litter. This is not a rumor, I have proof:
Joey will return once the little ones have been weaned.
This whole “Talk Like a Pirate Day” caught me by surprise. I didn’t rehearse so I didn’t play along. Sorry. I promise I’ll be ready next year.
He asks Kerry if it isn’t true that he and Dubya were both members of the Yale secret society Skull & Bones?. Turns out it’s true. They aren’t allowed to say who is/was in the club since 1971, because it’s secret and all. Kinda like Fight Club, I guess.
Guess who else was a member?
Young people, be prepared to lose the internet as you know it. I’m serious. When I was young we ate Vietnam for dinner, ask your parents. We watched protesters fight for civil rights and to stop a war we knew was wrong, every broadcast. The news wasn’t owned by PepsiCo, the reporters didn’t have fake boobs, and they told you what was going on in the world – not in peoples’ bedrooms. People can’t watch the truth about war at let it go on, not for long.
You see what they’ve done to “the news”, they’ll do that do the internet soon. They’ll stop regular people from speaking their minds and raging against the machine. They’ll not let you post your protest video on YouTube.
But until then, keep writing about your experiences on the front line of the protest and of the war. Keep posting those videos and pictures of what’s really going on and for the love of all this country once stood for, keep speaking out!
“Who Represents” is where you can find the name of a talent agent. Their website is:
www.whorepresents.com
“Experts Exchange” is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at:
www.expertsexchange.com
Lookingfor a pen? Look no further than”Pen Island” at:
www.penisland.net
Need a therapist? Try “Therapist Finder” at:
www.therapistfinder.com
There’s the “Italian Power Generator” company at:
www.powergenitalia.com (suddenly “under construction”!)
And don’t forget the “Mole Station Native Nursery” in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com (ahhh these guys wised up and parked the domain name!)
If you’re looking for “IP computer software” there’s always:
www.ipanywhere.com
And the designers at “Speed of Art” await you at:
www.speedofart.com
It’s a good day here at BINF! The amazing Malach has submitted his cock for “Whip Out the Wangs Wednesday” publication!
Be forewarned, the following picture is not for the weak of heart or vegetarians. If you’re at work, proceed with caution.
Take notice how its massive girth demands he bend down and grab it with both hands, and that cheeky grin on his face … priceless!
Without further ado “Beer is NOT Food” proudly presents Malach’s massive, multi-colored cock:
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