Busy shoveling shit … hope to have a TTT post by this afternoon … place no bets on that.
Archive for the ‘Pets’ Category
Halloween Costumes
Tuesday, October 30th, 2007Still searching for that perfect dog costume??
The Dog Whisperer!
(Thanks to Stacie Tamaki of San Jose, Calif. for the pic)
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WOWW! – Reader Submissions
Wednesday, September 19th, 2007Gentle Readers,
I think there has been some confusion. When I requested that you all send me pictures of your naughty bits for Whip Out the Wangs Wednesday (WOWW), I meant YOUR naughty bits or those of your friends or loved ones. Instead I’ve received submissions like this:
And this:
Then there was this bright idea:
Let’s not forget Bambi’s friend “Humper”:
Could you at least submit something with a couple of opposable thumbs?
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Totally Tits Friday! – Gone to the Dogs!
Friday, September 14th, 2007Totally Tits Friday is upon us once again and this TTF is indeed a special one! TWO readers of the *most faithful* variety have submitted their tits for the festivities!
We’re all familiar with “The Life of Cash” (if you aren’t you really should be over there digging up bones). We’ve all seen the serious side side of Cash, the loving side, and we’ve come to adore the witty side, but today marks the first time most of you have seen her underside! Behold! Our next leader … The REAL Cash!
(Photos NOT retouched!)
In case there was EVER any doubt, Cash is a bitch, bitches.
Next up, the infamous Carmen!
You guys remember that time Carmen teased us with this photo, don’t you?
Well, I’ve been dying to see those teats fully exposed all summer. I sent Carmen’s Rightful Owner an e-mail requesting a picture for TTF. He informed me Carmen was much too bitchy modest to let herself be rolled over and photographed for the internet again, BUT he sent the next best thing …
A heartfelt thank you goes out to our submitters this week! The rest of you … mail me your submissions … if you dare.
(Thank you gift provided by Skittering Thoughts)
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WOWW! – Reader Submission!
Wednesday, September 12th, 2007It’s a good day here at BINF! The amazing Malach has submitted his cock for “Whip Out the Wangs Wednesday” publication!
Be forewarned, the following picture is not for the weak of heart or vegetarians. If you’re at work, proceed with caution.
Take notice how its massive girth demands he bend down and grab it with both hands, and that cheeky grin on his face … priceless!
Without further ado “Beer is NOT Food” proudly presents Malach’s massive, multi-colored cock:
Thanks for the submission, Merciless One! You’re a good sport.
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Fur Ball Remover
Wednesday, August 29th, 2007
I’ve discovered a sure-fire way to get your kitty to expel those pesky fur balls … mop the floor to perfection. Apparently cats like to watch themselves puke.
I Re-Learned Something Today …
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007Our Medicine Man
Monday, April 16th, 2007
Is This The Sabbath?
Sunday, April 15th, 2007
Meet Ralph
Monday, February 19th, 2007This is Ralph:
Until a month or so ago, Ralph had full reign of the West Wing of my mom’s estate. When I say full reign…I mean FULL REIGN. When my mom so graciously opened her home to me last month, I moved in to the West Wing. Ralph and I had to have a talk. More to the point, we had to get Ralph’s mind right.
There is no longer a failure to communicate and we now have a new pack leader, an avid fan of The Dog Whisperer. Yep, I whispered to him alright, when I caught him trying to shit next to my bedroom door. Unlike Cesar, I yelled, “NO!” at the top of my lungs. Resulting in the turd disappearing back inside ol’ Ralph’s back end! He hunkered up to try again and I grabbed him by the collar, trying to remember all Cesar has taught me, and led him down the stairs and to the back door. Once he realized I was going to put him out, he turned on me. I forced him onto his back and held him there while he tried desperately to bite me. He struggled and flailed for roughly 60 seconds. When he became calm and submissive I let him up.
My mom witnessed this exhibition of dominance and I think it scared her a little. (She’d never seen The Dog Whisperer.) She was shaken because Ralph had tried to bite me, but mostly because I rolled him and made him lay on his back, the whole thing being rather noisy and completely out of the norm. I’m sure it must have been shocking…to no one more so than Ralph.
Since that day, Ralph is a great dog. I didn’t really like the mutt prior to that, but he’s won me over. He’s a sweet, playful, and very obedient dog now. If not slightly constipated.
This is (the aptly named) Dick:
Does anyone know of a good “Cat Whisperer”??